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Posted By: m
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Just a question, but why not tell him to eat you first and then you will tell
him what and where you want to go for lunch or better yet just tell him in a
casual conversation how yo feel about the timing of his fucked up unemotional
comments. As a Man that was a stupid thing to say at a stupid time.
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Good Grief
Posted By: The plight of a lesbian.
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He's there for you right? I like the post saying "Why doesnt he just eat you"....but a better reply is why dont you make him not WANT to get out of bed....not ABLE to leave until his mind clears and his toes uncurl....why? because you don't care about him...you're not concerned with what he wants, only what you want. He is left with little choice but to fend for himself later when you're not around. I absolutely hate homosexuals but I swear, every time I hear the self centered self serving whine of a female in need, or pain, or how tormented one is, it makes me all the more sick of hearing anything she, they, or it has to say and I wonder how it all ends.....Suck the dick baby. Suck the dick. You cant start a war if your cock is in play....she cant start a fight if her mouth is stuffed full....and I guarantee, you keep me happy and I'll return the favor. But it's not about that. It's never about you doing anything for anyone else....read the posts....it's about what will you want not what you'll give. Thank God for porn. Just a few minutes, a little lube, and I dont have to think about pussy for 15 or 20 minutes. But lube is expensive and spit dont last long enough! Get a life, get a girlfriend you stupid stupid woman.
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No gas? No go!
Posted By: Yeah-right
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You didn't mention if this was a work day or not...so I'm assuming it's either a weekend or you're both unemployed.
However, my question is - did you guys even have breakfast? And why were you laying in bed naked? Were you up all night banging away and this was the next morning or what? If you didn't eat breakfast, did you even eat dinner the night before?
I've been there - where things got hot and heavy early in the afternoon and the next thing you know, it's the middle of the next day and 24 hours since the last meal. If you're trying to catch a ride without any gas in the car, the trip will probably be a very short one.
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sex or lunch
Posted By: nunyabizness
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You should have answered his question honestly and told him what you wanted. Since you gave no answer you left it up to him. Don't complain if you don't like his idea when he gave you the opportunity to suggest sex.
This is a classic woman issue. She want's the man to make all the right decisions instinctively. He's not a mind reader. Step up and be responsible for your feelings and your (lack of) contribution to the conflict.
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Re: sex or lunch
Posted By: Rain Hard
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Hmm... it is a bit weird, but as they say.."the path to men's heart leads through his stomach" ..Nevertheless, you could have said something dirty back to him about what you want for lunch or better yet shown him ;)
Curious..did he actually go to lunch instead of having sex ?
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Easy Mulligan
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I have to admit, I cracked up at this. Everything could have been all better if that's what you'd done too. Life is too short for drama!
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Lunch??
Posted By: WastedWit
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Is this a joke? What kind of dumbass chooses food over sex?
Sweetie unless you're sour, you would have been my lunch.
Then I would have taken you to dinner and it certainly
wouldn't have been cracker barrel.Then back to my place
where you would've become dessert!!!!
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Go get the man lunch
Posted By: smoked1
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Maybe you should have fed your man instead of bitching about him being hungry. There are very few things that a man requires to be happy; sex and food are two of those things. Sometimes a man wants one more than the other. Your response should have been, "that sounds great honey, can I suck you off before we go?".
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Let me see if I understand this:
Posted By: Hugh Jardon
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You are both naked and in bed together making out. He asks whats for lunch?
Apparently there was more passion in thinking of lunch than in having sex with you. Might I suggest he thinks more of you as a friend with benefits than as a girlfriend? Sometimes it's hard (no pun intended) to get it up when passion is lacking. Come on: In bed, naked, making out and he is thinking of the tomato in the hamberger? You need more spice in you life.
You are both WRONG.
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Kick him to the curb
Posted By: Fast eddie
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You never realize what you have until it's gone. There is nothing more amazing than the scent of a women. THEY MAKE MOVIES ABOUT IT! If he won't take you to the moon, I will! Us men are lazy,give him the courtesy of a warning first.
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Get a new guy
Posted By: LittleGirl
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this one does not seem to be up to the task
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NOW YOU KNOW
Posted By: PaPaBear
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Now that you have had this experience, and it pisses you off, discuss it, If it happens again, dismiss him.
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Not funny, but... :)
Posted By: anon
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I'm sorry, I realize that this is not funny for you at all but the situation gave me a laugh...it's like out of a romantic comedy or something. :) In any case...I want to know what happened next...did he want to end things and go to Cracker Barrel *right then*?? Or maybe he was just "thinking out loud" and wanted to get the lunch thing out of the way? Or was _really, really_ hungry. See this as an opportunity to get to know him better- ask what was up with the lunch thing. But please, please don't fume about it and not say anything. That will just cause more problems later- he'll do something really insignificant, you'll blow up at him, and then *he'll* be all "WTF?" and it will just get ugly from there.
Personally, sex trumps everything. Eff lunch. lol
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Lunch
Posted By: NOVA Girl from Upstate NY
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well maybe that was wrong of him....did you ask him why he stopped?
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right
Posted By: Perry
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Tell him to eat you out first, then we'll talk lunch.
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You should have been the lunch
Posted By: He-Man
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you're a brat
Posted By: MK
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being a brat is fine...i think the whole thing is funny...but please don't make this bigger than it is...maybe he was gonna melt the cracker barrel on you, or something...though chocolate would have been my first choice...
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I agree with poster X LOL too funny
Posted By: Merry
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sex
Posted By: x
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Just be honest and tell him hey I'm horny and lets have some fun first and then Cracker Barrel it is.
It's the like the famous joke about non-smokers
Q. What do non smokers do after sex?
A. they do it again ;-)
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Just dump her
Posted By: Mark
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Just dump her
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Sounds
Posted By: Pat
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like maybe he already eat something and now just wants lunch :-)
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Posted By: ...
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I get cranky when I don't eat. Lunch is important.
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Posted By: rt
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Should have had sex, then lunch. But you also should not dwell on this unless its a frequent event.
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